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You gotta have serious karma problems to get attac...

2009-07-22T19:04:09.333-05:00

You gotta have serious karma problems to get attacked by a dolphin!

They do woolly mamouth crocs as well... Sx

2009-07-20T10:01:06.496-05:00

They do woolly mamouth crocs as well...
Sx

Franconian wildlife is totally different from this...

2009-07-19T22:40:20.560-05:00

Franconian wildlife is totally different from this, it's "old Europe" you know.

SPIRIT OF OWL: Please email me. My email address...

2009-07-19T20:17:50.447-05:00

SPIRIT OF OWL: Please email me.

My email address is in my Blogger Profile.

It's come to my attention that deerhunters in fact...

2009-07-19T19:45:07.511-05:00

It's come to my attention that deerhunters in fact rarely shoot themselves in the head. Shameful. But Dick Cheney - whoa.

"It's coming right for us!

2009-07-19T16:28:42.407-05:00

"It's coming right for us!

You will do no such thing, Miss Scarlet!

2009-07-18T21:13:14.909-05:00

You will do no such thing, Miss Scarlet!

Hmmm... you know... I may buy a pair of Crocs to s...

2009-07-18T11:34:47.214-05:00

Hmmm... you know... I may buy a pair of Crocs to see what all the fuss is about... and they do look like a welcome relief from sling-backs..
Sx

I was sexed up by a Cougar once and I think I suff...

2009-07-17T19:05:52.689-05:00

I was sexed up by a Cougar once and I think I suffer from hyperbolics.

I saw this documentary last night about a giant gator in Africa it nearly killed yer aussie guy from prison break, imagine getting out of jail and getting ate by a gator.

Gosh, I may never sleep well again! LMAO

2009-07-17T05:46:35.377-05:00

Gosh, I may never sleep well again! LMAO

MY PSYCHO EX GF Tell it Sistah! TELL IT! Nothing o...

2009-07-16T08:48:46.796-05:00

MY PSYCHO EX GF
Tell it Sistah! TELL IT!
Nothing on the carcass should go to waste...everything in the Great Circle of Sh*t gets recycled :)

THE MAN AT THE PUB
Yes KILL KILL KILL. The only good varmit is a dead one:) What better way to enjoy the miracle of 3 billion years of evolutionary tinkering than to put a huge slab of molten metal into the aorta of a beautiful creature...it's beautiful..I'm a little verklempt.

EMMA :)
Ich kant vait! Dahlink I haff been vaiting fur Bruno fur MONZ und MONZ und MONZ!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhfU2bObUZQ

Have you seen the movie Bruno? It shows that the m...

2009-07-16T08:26:09.583-05:00

Have you seen the movie Bruno?
It shows that the manliest of hunting men can cope with a wild bear but not with a naked gay waking them up at night and saying "A bear ate my clothes and all I have left is this condom - can I sleep in your tent?"

They are hilarious! I hope he didn't shoot the dol...

2009-07-16T02:23:40.778-05:00

They are hilarious! I hope he didn't shoot the dolphin though. That would be terribly politically incorrect.

Nice blog.

you had me at man eating deer. i too enjoy the ea...

2009-07-16T00:09:33.499-05:00

you had me at man eating deer.

i too enjoy the eating of man. i prefer the soul and/or pocket book of the man but will take whatever the kindly tooth fairy will grant me.

ANGEL Damn your logic Spock! Just pretend that the...

2009-07-15T13:32:59.218-05:00

ANGEL
Damn your logic Spock! Just pretend that the Hare knocked that Dude over so fast that those dawgs never knew what happened.

ZIGGI
No way! And yet you lived to tell your story..how much is the Daily Mirror paying you for your story? Can they tie it in with Michael Jackson somehow?

"Keep your shirt on" is a Yankee phrase used to quell impatience. Does your Mailman have a camera on his cellphone? Prolly...you'd have been on Youtube by lunchtime :)

One of my chickens pecked my toe this morning, luc...

2009-07-15T09:55:06.184-05:00

One of my chickens pecked my toe this morning, luckily I kept my shirt on and didn't frighten the postman!

They put a lot of work into those drawings don't t...

2009-07-15T00:07:17.435-05:00

They put a lot of work into those drawings don't they...
So how come the hare is running away?

H'EMJZAY What a lovely surprise fashion outting..w...

2009-07-14T23:40:01.546-05:00

H'EMJZAY
What a lovely surprise fashion outting..welcome home :)
Are they really that bad? Really??

TIDALGIRRRRL
HA! You have to admit that the rabbit-cong illustration is out of control :)

It is beyond ridiculous and well into the Rush Limpblah realm of consciousness.

LENI
Ooh la-la! You don't want to find yourself caught in between a Squirrel and his nuts..much worse than a Mother Bear and her cubs :)

Mr SWINGS
Oh Deer! Aren't you glad that you were in a car? Anything that crazy deserves to be mounted on a hood.
I've heard that crazy-ass Bucks will gore a Doe if she spurns his advances..

((*audible gasp))

see, that would be enough for even an all female PETA jury to vote guilty and summarily fill his ass with buckshot.

EMERSON
Well when there is plenty of food around the Bears aren't as aggressive and some scrawny blonde Dude isn't much of a threat to even a two year old Bear :)

It was an intriguing premise for a show even if it was a recipe for disaster..
most of us instinctively know better than to push our luck like that..it was just dumb.

ANDREA
Bear Spray. Unless you can outrun the nearest Human you need Bear Spray and a whistle or a 30.06.

Bear in mind that Bears can keep up to a horse for a quarter mile and run up a tree. Griz usually just whack you around but a Black urbanized Bear may try to eat you.

I'd be more concerned about Cougars but then again I'm prolly too old for them now :(

ALEX PENDRAGON
HAHA I hear ya! Even if you had a rifle that is one helluva thick skull charging at you at 35 mph..
a bullet could glance of that sucker.

I've been told that you need to break a shoulder or leg first so that you can make the second shot count. Very scary stuff. I'd want a .50 cal mounted on my tank if I was goin' for a walk in Alaska.
Bye Bye Governor Palin :)

KESHIROO
I'll bet you have beauty is a curse. I hope that you have a cute pink Taser in your purse. A well positioned jolt of 50,000 volts resolves a lot of potential conflicts.

I hv imagined being attacked by an ill-tempered HU...

2009-07-14T20:42:22.647-05:00

I hv imagined being attacked by an ill-tempered HUMAN, and yes that has even happened to me. LOL!

Keshi.

When I lived in Alaska, I used to hike in the moun...

2009-07-14T19:29:57.106-05:00

When I lived in Alaska, I used to hike in the mountains and I carried my trusty Walther PPKs, not for Bears, which it would piss off at best, but for me, in case I surprised one of these bruins and I needed a quicker out than one pissed off bear was willing to give.

It's weird to read this today when I was just this...

2009-07-14T17:34:29.924-05:00

It's weird to read this today when I was just this morning thinking that, once upon a time, it would never have occurred to me to take any form of defense out into the woods. Now, with all the urban bear scares here, it just seems like a wise idea. Does that mean I'll become a Republican American next?

Maybe those bears had a clause in the film rights?...

2009-07-14T16:51:13.931-05:00

Maybe those bears had a clause in the film rights? You're right, it was quite unbelievable that he wasn't torn to pieces the first time he got anywhere near a bear.

If your hunting dog is afraid of a bunny rabbit, I...

2009-07-14T15:27:20.111-05:00

If your hunting dog is afraid of a bunny rabbit, I got news for you: That dawg don't hunt!

It's time to get a new huntin' dawg!

Look, some of them critters are just asking to be shot! Once upon a time, I stopped for gas in West Texas late one night. I had just started to enter the highway again, when I noticed this deer on the other side of road, stare me down, then lowered it's head and started running across the highway towards my car! Luckily, my old Ford Tempo was faster than that crazy deer!

It was an unprovoked attack! I hope someone shot that bastard and mounted him on wall somewhere!

Oh man, maybe rabbits are harmless, but squirrels ...

2009-07-14T15:12:05.376-05:00

Oh man, maybe rabbits are harmless, but squirrels are not, they bite! (Or is it only when you want to steal their nuts?)

Crikey!! I'm not manly enough to fight rabbits. Oh...

2009-07-14T10:18:18.795-05:00

Crikey!! I'm not manly enough to fight rabbits. Oh, wait - I'm smart enough to realize they're freaking HARMLESS no matter what I'm wearing (or not) on my chest.

WTF??? Donn you have to stop reading these hunter porn mags.

However - it did make me guffaw so I suppose it's all right this time.