tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post114266752991765796..comments2024-01-31T03:27:57.254-06:00Comments on homo escapeons: Romeo Morningwoodhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-7767248671819708332008-08-23T00:14:00.000-05:002008-08-23T00:14:00.000-05:00another triumph, fargin awesome post donn!another triumph, fargin awesome post donn!AngelConradiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09423318903817661244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-57292396311436376142008-08-03T08:20:00.000-05:002008-08-03T08:20:00.000-05:00yeah, it's pretty much a zoo...and I say zoo cuz w...yeah, it's pretty much a zoo...and I say zoo cuz we don't get the benefit of the wild beauty.Janethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05233108927583810009noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-55139274141238001362008-07-30T02:11:00.000-05:002008-07-30T02:11:00.000-05:00I loved this post and may become one of your regul...I loved this post and may become one of your regular readers from now on! I needed a good laugh and this post game it to me! ;-)Jennie / Astartielhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03532828541907396765noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-71629032172731842262008-07-29T10:14:00.000-05:002008-07-29T10:14:00.000-05:00PONYGIRLYou're preachin' to the choir Sistah!PAULH...PONYGIRL<BR/>You're preachin' to the choir Sistah!<BR/><BR/>PAUL<BR/>HA! Takes one to Gnow one! Actually you may be on to something here..Gnostic Gnowitall has a nice ring to it..although I am still quite intent on becoming WTF Watson.<BR/><BR/>KESHI<BR/>I am 'um'possible..I shall be right over.<BR/><BR/>WHITEHORSE<BR/>Having survived 50 years on Earth it has come to my attention that almost every exotic food is described by someone else as "tastes like Chicken"<BR/>However, unlike domesticated fat lethargic cows who stand around chewin' cud for a year and or two before being processed..Gnus are nomadic stressballs eating on the run so their meat must be loaded with adrenalin and be as tough as their hooves...who knows..maybe they do taste like Chicken?<BR/><BR/>FATHORSE<BR/>YEAH! Look at those mothers..they look like they would leave a mark.<BR/>I don't know if Gnus are even bright enough to realise that they actually have horns. Maybe when they bend down to drink they see them for the first time and think hey what hell are those things on my head? <BR/><BR/>Unfortunately, as they are momentarily perplexed by having 'an idea forming in their 'ead', a Croc the size of a school bus has already grabbed them.<BR/>D'OH!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-76497749720222249592008-07-29T08:43:00.000-05:002008-07-29T08:43:00.000-05:00yeah, but look at our fuck-off horns. eh? Check 'e...yeah, but look at our fuck-off horns. eh? Check 'em out.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-27997023060822172452008-07-29T03:21:00.000-05:002008-07-29T03:21:00.000-05:00wonder what the taste like on the BBQ.........wonder what the taste like on the BBQ.........Whitesnakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07681488364720396274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-81576033915826081782008-07-29T01:03:00.000-05:002008-07-29T01:03:00.000-05:00haha ur impossible Donn!come check my Update :)Kes...haha ur impossible Donn!<BR/><BR/>come check my Update :)<BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-12220924144070574032008-07-28T21:57:00.000-05:002008-07-28T21:57:00.000-05:00It's the factual content of this blog that keeps m...It's the factual content of this blog that keeps me tuning in...<BR/><BR/>I didn't gnow this much about livestock.<BR/><BR/>All along you gnew.<BR/><BR/>Are you one of those Gnostics?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-29758324830470033212008-07-28T17:04:00.000-05:002008-07-28T17:04:00.000-05:00Sporty Spice. huh? Well, better not get too stiff ...Sporty Spice. huh? Well, better not get too stiff and sore or the herd will leave you behind and you'll be lion lunch in no time!<BR/><BR/>We just ain't as spry as we used to be, at our ripe old age of 50, eh! I haven't played ball in about 5 years - it would probably kill me to throw and hit the ball now. How sad is that....Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-29766199652386238002008-07-28T12:31:00.000-05:002008-07-28T12:31:00.000-05:00SWEETSYou and me both..I remember how the Lion was...SWEETS<BR/>You and me both..I remember how the Lion was always portrayed as Animal Royalty when I was a kid back in the 60s. It was anthropomorphic snobery thanks to the ancients and their idolizing this gigantic cat with that regal mane and thunerous ROAR.<BR/><BR/>We now know that they live hardscrabble claw to mouth lives that are under constant threat of upheaval from rival males who will kill or chase off the male(s) kill all the cubs so that the female will go into estrus and the new males can start anew pride..PRIDE.<BR/><BR/>THE POET LAUR-EATE<BR/>Back in the 80s I actually started a cartoon strip based on this premise..it's somewhere in my box of half-assed notions down in the basement.<BR/>What a life..those little Gnus need to learn how to run full speed in a matter of hours..the only thing going for them is that thousands of others are being born at the same time so hopefully the predators can't manage to eat them all at once...brutal.<BR/><BR/>CHARLENE<BR/>We are animals too although we don't like to categorize ourselves as such. We have totally lost touch with just surviving and now we have people who get paid to study the sex lives of Humbolt Squid, take photos of half nekkid Celebrities, channel dead relatives, scoop ice cream, invent new forms of taxation, sqweegee windshields...it is surreal.<BR/><BR/>If and when the 'system fails' it willl be a terrifyingly short distance to reverting back to warring clans and the survival of the most aggressive..we see it happen all the time in the news..Serbia, Rwanda, Pakistan..it only takes the blink of an eye. <BR/><BR/>It's pathetic.<BR/><BR/>CATSCRATCH<BR/>Do NOT change a thing! I was mentioning earlier that the reason that I find folks like you so entrancing is that you USE your brain and you let your little light shine! What is the point of going through all of this if nobody is gonna remember you? Seriously?<BR/><BR/>This isn't a dress rehearsal this is it..TA DA!! It's lights up for a full house on opening night.."break a leg"<BR/><BR/>LENI<BR/>Oh come now..you know that you like to see what's happening past the sea of identical shoulders and dust stirred up by the others. You look up at the sky and notice the Sun and Moon and the Stars.<BR/><BR/>The Lioness Sisterhood sticks together through thick and thin and the Males come and go..they need Kings to kill Hyaenas, scare off other males who would kill their young...and oh yeah and to fertilise them..which they do over and over for like a day and a half at a time.<BR/><BR/>DARYL<BR/>Thanks, please feel free to add your formidable insights. Please remember that I am not a complete and utter misanthrope and that this is a sarcastic gross generalization of all those people who don't Blog.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-22048382995941117222008-07-28T11:25:00.000-05:002008-07-28T11:25:00.000-05:00Fabulous post .. I love it so much I am going to r...Fabulous post .. I love it so much I am going to read it twice!<BR/><BR/><A HREF="http://onthem104.blogspot.com/" REL="nofollow">:-Daryl</A>Darylhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08241795455748298624noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-19243626043976415082008-07-28T11:23:00.000-05:002008-07-28T11:23:00.000-05:00ANNDIMeerkats are way to cute and community consci...ANNDI<BR/>Meerkats are way to cute and community conscience..they have altruism and babysitting..light years ahead of the long faced Gnus with the vacant glare.<BR/><BR/>THE MICHAEL<BR/>Ha! You are much to generous in your estimation..go check my stats thingamabob..I think that I had about 44 viewers all week...and I am grateful for every click.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the encouragement...<BR/>I try.<BR/><BR/>KESHI<BR/>Yes, it was back in the day when you were having your identity theft and whoever made all of those outlandish promises of primal ecstasy and so I went out and bought all the costumes and set up the video equipment and then you and your friend never even showed up...<BR/>*sigh..live and learn.<BR/><BR/>MOREIDLETHOUGHTS<BR/>Wow I had no idea that Gnus had made such an impact on the literary world? Gadzooks!<BR/><BR/>I am totally changing my identity to W.T.F.WATSON that's an awesome moniker<BR/><BR/>PONYGIRL<BR/>Yep that's me Sporty Spice..I went out to tune up one of my daughters for a big Game and the next day I was so stiff..UGH...I suppose I shouldn't have tried to hit every ball over the fence..my back oooh.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-66701838888722139862008-07-28T11:06:00.000-05:002008-07-28T11:06:00.000-05:00ZIGGII am not Dinner!No I am not DinnerIf I am not...ZIGGI<BR/>I am not Dinner!<BR/>No I am not Dinner<BR/>If I am not Dinner<BR/>Then why is the herd gettin' Thinner?<BR/><BR/>CYBERPETE<BR/>ReallY? Gnus have entered the lexicon in your part of the world?<BR/><BR/>What about that Gnu Car smell?<BR/><BR/>LEE<BR/>Hurry back because we all missed you too.<BR/>Hope everything is Okee Dokee.<BR/><BR/>FIRST NATIONS<BR/>Did you just write that or paraphrase? That is a fantastic metaphor..Hmmm...seriously, ignorant of the lyrics..that's great.<BR/><BR/>MJ<BR/>Wow you were inspired by Nations to lament! <BR/>What a Day <BR/>What a Day <BR/>What a Day!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-80259344432931570692008-07-28T10:54:00.000-05:002008-07-28T10:54:00.000-05:00This..."While he is in office he sleeps for 18 hou...This...<BR/><BR/>"While he is in office he sleeps for 18 hours a day and waits for the lioness sisterhood to supply him with food"<BR/><BR/>is<BR/>real<BR/>life.<BR/><BR/>(Grrrr...)<BR/><BR/>I would only add that some play minesweeper 18 hours a day instead of sleeping.<BR/><BR/>I am a good gnu. Can't help it. ;)Leni Qinanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08787813168299836381noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-80921442919863679192008-07-28T10:51:00.000-05:002008-07-28T10:51:00.000-05:00PONYGIRLI should just stick with my naturalist pos...PONYGIRL<BR/>I should just stick with my naturalist posts because I have always been an animal guy..didn't play with trucks or guns when I was a kid just toy animals..still have a killer collection of replicas that I pretended to buy for my sons over the years..HA! They're MINE!<BR/><BR/>BREAKERSLION<BR/>The really bad Gnews is that those asshats that feel so entitled to all the cud hide in the very centre of the herd and almost never get eaten..they play it safe.<BR/><BR/>One night we should all quietly slip away and leave them to wake up in the middle of the savannagh surrounded by all the predators!<BR/><BR/>MJ<BR/>HA! I am not sure where you store all of that info in your noggin but it must be pretty scary up there.<BR/><BR/>SIENNA<BR/>The truth of the matter is that none of these readers are Gnus..they are all adventerous free thinkers..this is just my grossly oversimplification of the great unwashed masses..you know, people who don't blog.<BR/><BR/>Sheesh, I am not totatlly misnathropic.<BR/><BR/>GILLETTE<BR/>The thing about Gnus is the safety in numbers thingamabob..the herd mentality...why reinvent the wheel when things have always been done the same way?<BR/><BR/>Once the Gnus reach a certain population somewhere past the 20/1 ratio required to sustain the predators, it's only climatic or viral afflictions to thin the herd and since they are always on the move they are usually pretty lucky.<BR/><BR/>I suppose they don't do well in captivity otherwise we would have been eating McGnu Burgers long ago.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-27849030559325506582008-07-28T10:00:00.000-05:002008-07-28T10:00:00.000-05:00I'm not a good gnu. In fact, I kind of wonder if ...I'm not a good gnu. In fact, I kind of wonder if I'm a gnu at all.<BR/><BR/>I kind of do stupid crap which makes me very visible. <BR/><BR/>I think I more resemble a male peacock. <BR/><BR/>I should really work on that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-40974475894741345832008-07-28T09:20:00.000-05:002008-07-28T09:20:00.000-05:00don~~your insight into human nature is amazingoh s...don~~your insight into human nature is amazing<BR/><BR/>oh shit, you are talking about animals, not humans~~<BR/>is there a differece?<BR/><BR/>**remembering that somewhere some instructor told me the difference between humans and animals were that humans were so ashamed of their bodies they decided to always cover themselves in clothes and so anxiety ridden that we have to do unnatural things to assure we have shelter and food<BR/>~~working for the allmighty $$ instead of gnowing what must be done for our survival~~and look what our superior brain power has gotten us~~we have almost(maybe completely) destroyed the planet in which we(all beings)live<BR/><BR/>wonder who the hynnas will sue when the world stops working after all, it can't be mankind's fault<BR/>it must be the gnus~~Crazy Charlenehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15741480960553943401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-14726143980784852502008-07-28T09:15:00.000-05:002008-07-28T09:15:00.000-05:00When's the TV series out? This requires syndicatio...When's the TV series out? <BR/><BR/>This requires syndication.The Poet Laura-eatehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07779308486569849157noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-12719452359935885842008-07-28T05:57:00.000-05:002008-07-28T05:57:00.000-05:00hmmmmm... hmmmmmmhmmmmmmsorry i was watching the l...hmmmmm... <BR/>hmmmmmm<BR/>hmmmmmm<BR/>sorry i was watching the lions... <BR/><BR/>gnuf said ;)Sweetshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05362438172459556642noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-40072238321686364402008-07-27T21:42:00.000-05:002008-07-27T21:42:00.000-05:00A gnu avatar! Showing you at your sportiest, I see...A gnu avatar! Showing you at your sportiest, I see. And another gnu look for your blog....Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-45820411320620970552008-07-27T19:13:00.000-05:002008-07-27T19:13:00.000-05:00MJ beat me to it. Never mind, I'll sing in the wil...MJ beat me to it. Never mind, I'll sing in the wilderness.<BR/>Or maybe recite a poem:<BR/>"Up jumped a wildebeest<BR/>Piet said we killed de beest.<BR/>Mit lead we filled de beest<BR/>Tea time, we grilled de beest."<BR/>(Can't remember the author without looking up the book. Answer later.)<BR/><BR/>No! Answer now cos I remember it!It was W.F.N.Watson, writing an example of the poetic meter, dactyl.Called Gnus in Brief.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-13032640129542213252008-07-27T19:00:00.000-05:002008-07-27T19:00:00.000-05:00I rem this GREAT post :)Keshi.I rem this GREAT post :)<BR/><BR/><BR/>Keshi.Keshihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17147250771662427208noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-70601360939143519172008-07-27T13:10:00.000-05:002008-07-27T13:10:00.000-05:00I swear this blog is like the constant premiere of...I swear this blog is like the constant premiere of the next Star Wars saga.......I think that people actually CAMP OUT at their computors checking this thing every five minutes for the next episode so that they can be THE FIRST one thousand or so to get in and get that souvenier T-shirt given to the first fifty billion to get in the door......sigh.......24 comments already, and I bet 10 more made it in before I finished typing this...........no gnus is good gnus!Alex Pendragonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15877845166621794334noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-29599671900703186762008-07-27T11:43:00.000-05:002008-07-27T11:43:00.000-05:00It's bittersweet really.. the lions like that we j...It's bittersweet really.. the lions like that we just follow the herd and challenge nothing but need one of us to step forward or lag behind every once in a while. We're screwed.<BR/><BR/>You had to pick such an ugly creature, didn't you? Can't we all just be meerkats?Anndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08703154815958841195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-22457519.post-40176008358395363032008-07-27T11:00:00.001-05:002008-07-27T11:00:00.001-05:00You can sing along to THAT too.You can sing along to THAT too.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com